The Devil Went Down To Georgia (Fence Parody) By The Tom Utaw Band

The devil went down to Georgia,
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal,
He was in a bind, just lookin’ to find,
Some workers who’d make him a deal.
When he came across this young man,
With a crew out in the hot sun,
He said, “Boy, let me tell you somethin’,
You may not know how it’s done.”

“I’ve been buildin’ fences for years,
With the highest output in the biz,
I pay my workers dirt, yeah, it really hurts,
But my profits are all that I miss!
I’ve got crews that don’t know nothin’,
But they work for slave wages, don’t care,
I’ll get this fence built faster than you,
With no concern for quality there!”

Tommy UTaw from Anchored Fence,
He just laughed and said, “You’ll see,
I build a fence with pride and class,
Quality’s the key to me!”
So the devil, he got mad, real mad,
And he said, “You’re just a fool,
I’ll take you on and show you how
A real fence company rules!”

So the devil said, “I challenge you,
To a big ol’ fence-off game,
Bring your crew, I’ll show you how
You won’t survive the flame!”
Tommy said, “Alright, let’s go,
We’ll build it with skill and care,
And you’ll be wishin’ you had learned,
That quality’s beyond compare.”

Now the devil, he called up the worst,
He hired landscapers cheap and quick,
They didn’t know a thing about fence posts,
But they’d make the devil’s trick stick.
They threw up a fence with no plan at all,
And used nails and boards that bent,
The devil smirked as he saw the fence rise,
But Tommy just shook his head and bent.

Tommy’s crew, they worked with skill,
Two men, real seasoned pros,
They dug deep holes and set them right,
As the devil’s crew just froze.
They used the best tools, the finest wood,
With care in every touch,
And when they finished, Tommy stepped back,
And the devil couldn’t say much.

The devil looked at Tommy’s fence,
And then he glanced at his own,
His cheap work was crooked, his posts all leaned,
He knew he was outshone.
He walked up to Tommy, head hung low,
And said, “You built a better one,
I’ve never seen such quality,
Your team just got the job done.”

So the devil went back to Georgia,
His ego bruised and small,
He learned the hard way that quality,
Can’t be bought with the cheapest call.
Tommy UTaw stood tall and proud,
With Anchored Fence at the top,
Because when it comes to work that’s real,
You know who’s gonna rock!

(Chorus)
Yeah, Tommy UTaw won the Fence-Off,
And the devil had to admit,
That no matter how fast you build a fence,
It’s the quality that’s legit!

Cant touch this(Fence)

By: MC Screw Gun

"Can't Touch This" (Anchored Fence Parody)

[Intro]
You know what? (Uh)
We’re buildin’ fences, baby!
Can’t touch this!
We’re Anchored Fence, yeah!
Can’t touch this!
Quality that’s the best, uh!
Can’t touch this!
Douglas County, we own this, uh!

[Verse 1]
We got the skills, yeah, we got the class,
When we build a fence, you know it’ll last.
The competition’s scared, they can’t even try,
When you call us up, you know you’ll get the why!
The posts stand strong, no leaning, no break,
Our wood’s the best, no cheap knock-off fake.
You want a fence that stands the test of time,
Call Anchored Fence — yeah, we’re in our prime!

[Chorus]
Can’t touch this! (Uh)
You can’t compete with the way we build it,
Can’t touch this! (Uh)
We’re the best in quality, you know we feel it!
Can’t touch this! (Uh)
From the first phone call to the job well done,
You can’t touch this! (Uh)
‘Cause Anchored Fence is second to none!

[Verse 2]
We’ve got the experience, we’ve got the know-how,
No one builds fences like us, and wow,
We treat you right, communication’s tight,
We’ll keep you informed every day and night.
Our crew’s got the tools, yeah, we’re first class,
When we put in a fence, it’s built to last.
With top-notch posts and gates that swing,
We make sure it’s perfect, let the praises ring!

[Chorus]
Can’t touch this! (Uh)
We’re here to show you what quality means,
Can’t touch this! (Uh)
No other company has what we bring!
Can’t touch this! (Uh)
From Douglas County, to the next town over,
Can’t touch this! (Uh)
You won’t find a fence job any bolder!

[Bridge]
Oh, you think you can compete? (Uh)
Think your fence game’s elite? (Uh)
Well, you can’t keep up, can’t keep up,
We’re setting the standard, you’re just out of luck! (Yeah!)
From our workers to our service, we got that finesse,
When it comes to quality, we’re the very best!
Other companies just can’t compare,
We’ve got the skills, the pride, the care!

"Put A Fence On IT" (parody of 'Single Ladies' by Beyonce)

[Chorus]
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Don’t be mad once you see that it’s solid
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Put a fence on it!
[Verse 1]
Got a piece of land, you don’t want no doubt,
Gotta keep it secure, gotta keep it locked out.
Neighbors peepin’, but they ain’t got the right,
It’s time to build a fence that’ll block out the light.
A wood or chain-link, or maybe vinyl too,
Put it in the ground, now it’s up to you.
You want privacy, you want style,
Gotta set it up to last for a while!
[Chorus]
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Don’t be mad once you see that it’s solid
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Put a fence on it!
[Verse 2]
Now I see you eyein’ that big backyard,
But without a fence, it won’t look as sharp.
No more wondering who’s walkin’ by,
Time to stake it down, make it stand high!
A little cedar, a little concrete,
Making sure that post is nice and neat.
Got your measurements, you’re on the right track,
Now, stretch that line, and never look back!
[Chorus]
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Don’t be mad once you see that it’s solid
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Put a fence on it!
[Bridge]
You can’t just leave it open, it’s not a park,
You gotta build it strong, make it leave a mark.
No more worryin’ ’bout who’s in your yard,
You got that fence up, now you stand guard!
From pickets to gates, you’ll get it just right,
Don’t wait too long, it’s time to ignite!
[Chorus]
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Don’t be mad once you see that it’s solid
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Put a fence on it!
[Outro]
If you like it, then you shoulda put a fence on it
Now your property’s safe, and your boundary’s lit!
No more worries, no more regrets,
You put a fence on it, and it’s lookin’ set!